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A redneck comes home from work, only to find his redneck roomate  lying on the floor unconscious. He immediately calls 911, and the dispatcher asks him to be calm and relax. The dispatcher asks the man to first make sure his roomate is dead, and to then return to the phone for further instructions.

In the interim, the dispatcher hears two gun shots being fired in the backround. After about 15 seconds, the man returns to the phone and says "Ok, Now What?" .......

http://www.pandora.com/?tc=b-001684-0035-1134

FREE FREE FREE......

Enter the name of a song or a band name, musician, etc....

Not only will you get what you asked for but also receive music that is in the same genre. The smart engine does all the hard work, and you don't have to listen to the whole song. At the the top right is an arrow icon pointing to your right, meaning advancing to the next song. It even blends in to the next song without a seam....Nice DJing...LOL

Cool site.....

What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?

When they look out of their window, they both see rubble.

 

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/139716/animal_instinct/

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmNt8wzXJZE

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9dbO6SV-Dg

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfQ1z4O2FTs

 

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=RB-wUgnyGv0&eurl=http%3A//us.f611.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter%3FMsgId%3D9540_1725532_24033_1758_1066_0_380107_1817_4202110411%26Idx%3D1%26YY%3D7&iurl=http%3A//sjl-static12.sjl.youtube.com/vi/RB-wUgnyGv0/2.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskLKwFffN_a0SveRCOMhq4Rn

 

With all this computer info getting out there for all to see, only reminds me of something I learned a while back.

If you assign the number 6 to the letter A in the alphabet, and continuously add 6 to the next letter, all the way to the letter z, a strange coincidence can be seen. The word computer has the equivalent number of 666.

A=6  B=12  C=18  D=24  E=30  F=36  G=42  H=48  I=54

J=60  K=66  L=72  M=78  N=84  O=90  P=96  Q=102  R=108

S=114  T=120  U=126  V=132  W=138  X=142  Y=148

Z=154

COMPUTER

C=18  O=90  M=78  P=96  U=126  T=120  E=30  R=108

18+90+78+96+126+120+30+108=666

Just a coinkidink?????

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
 He's all right now.

 

How do you get holy water?
 Boil the hell out of it.

 

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
 "Dam".

 

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
 Polaroids.

 

What do prisoners use to call each other?
 Cell phones.

 What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
 Nacho Cheese.

 

 What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
 and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
 

 What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
 A nervous wreck.

 Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
 Because they have big fingers.

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAne6OztbGk

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PzffnqiSyc

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBPTS3veg54

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euCgQ2Ghujc&search=%20Lead%20guitar

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG9RDPwk7IA&search=%20The%20Blues

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1eCYPAOBlE&search=Pink%20Floyd