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The first Major League Baseball to be played at Cincinnati's __________ & What was the score of the game ?

Talk is cheap… except when Congress does it.

Guess this riddle now you must:
Stone is fire, and fire is dust,
Black is red, and red is white,
Come and view the wondrous sight.

____ ____ founded the American Red Cross & what was the date?

Is God Real?

An atheist professor was teaching a college class at Alabama and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.  He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by.

He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a big 240 pound football player in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The football player replied, "GOD WAS BUSY; HE SENT ME!"

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

Who was the first woman to break the sound barrier as she pilot a Canadair F-86 Sabre jet over Rogers Dry Lake, Calif. ?

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….”

A Pharisee call Herod by my name.

What animal am I?

In 1963, astronaut ________ blasted off aboard _____ on the final mission of the Project Mercury space program.

Two men were in a pub.  One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel."  His friend replies, "You're lucky.  Mine is still alive."

Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?

In 1811, conjoined twins _____ and ________were born in Siam ( now Thailand ), giving rise to the term "Siamese twins."

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.  The Genie says, 'I'll give each of
you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk..  'I want to be in the
Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'  Poof!
She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in   Hawaii  ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.'  Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.  The manager says, 'I
want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

They belong to me
They belong to you
They can make you feel happy
or make you feel blue
They never end
until the day you do?