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Who invented the flavor syrup for Coca Cola ?

Even if you give this to someone else you still get to keep it. What is it?

In 1889,the ____ Exposition fomally opened,featuring the just-completed ____ Tower.

A world-renowned heart-surgeon and poker pro and a blonde <snip>tail waitress are sitting next to each other in a $1-2 NL cash game at the MGM in Las Vegas. The surgeon is upset as the blonde keeps winning big pots from him despite it being the first time she's ever played poker.

He suggests they play a prop bet where they ask each other questions; if they don't know the answer to the question; they have to pay the other person. She asks him how she's supposed to compete with a smart, world-renowned surgeon, as she's just a simple <snip>tail waitress. Eager to make her look stupid, he offers her odds, so that she has to pay him $5 for every time he stumps her, but he'll pay her $50 each time she stumps him. She agrees.He asks her what the capital of Paraguay is and she shrugs and flips him a red $5 chip.

Her question for him is: "What rises in the evening, sleeps in the morning, and has twice as many brothers as sisters?"

He thinks and thinks and thinks, getting more frustrated, then whips out his iPhone, calls his friends, and finally checks the Internet for an answer. He finally gives up and shoves $50 in chips over to her.

"Well," he angrily demands, "what's the answer?"

She shrugs and flips him another $5 chip.

I am a 5 letter word and can be eaten. if you take away my first letter i will connected to a book. what am I?

Who was the first female director of the U. S. Mint ?

A man at the doctors:
-Doctor, I have diarrhea and it won’t go away!
-Did you try using a lemon?
-Yes I did, but when I removed it, it started again!

• How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

In 19__,"ABC's Wide World of Sports" premiered, with __ __ as host.

What do you get if you divide the circumference 
of a pumpkin by its diameter?

The only land battle in Connecticut during the Revolutionary War was the Battle of ____.

Here on Earth it's almost always true that tomorrow will follow today. Yet there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where is this place?