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Aug. 5, 19--: U. S. space probe ______ 7 flies by _____, sending back photos and scientific data.

I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle.  What am I?

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr.   
>Benson looked out the window.   
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>"Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"
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>Other passengers left their seats and came running over;   
>suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet   
>another engine exploded on the other side.   
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>The passengers were in a panic now, and even the   
>stewardesses couldn't maintain order.  Just then, standing   
>tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the <snip>pit   
>and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about.   
>His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the   
>passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly   
>walked to the door of the aircraft.  There, he grabbed several   
>packages from under the seats and began handing them to   
>the flight attendants.   
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>Each crew member attached the package to their backs.   
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>"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't those   
>parachutes?"   
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>The pilot said they were.   
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>The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was   
>nothing to worry about?"   
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>"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded.   
>"We're going to get help."

Aug. 2, 19--: The original Lincoln "_____" penny first goes into circulation.

I run through hills;
      I veer around mountains.
      I leap over rivers
      and crawl through the forests.
      Step out your door to find me.

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night, and she said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your haircut, you’d look alright.” I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

July --,17--: Baltimore is founded.

What is visible air pollution ?

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog - you know he'll shut up when he comes in.

July 26, 17--: ___________becomes America's first postmaster-general.

Joe bought a bag of oranges on Monday, and ate a third of them. On Tuesday he ate half of the remaining oranges. On Wednesday he looked in the bag to find he only had two oranges left. How many oranges were originally in the bag?

Q: What is the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.

Finish The Lyric: " Every rose has"?