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Illegal immigrant in fatal hit-run not detained in Denver despite ICE request


Illegal immigrant linked to fatal hit-run not detained in Denver despite ICE request

 
Despite a request from federal immigration officials, the Denver Sheriff Department this week refused to detain an undocumented immigrant who was arrested Sunday in connection with a fatal hit and run. The crash between a semi-truck and a pickup truck on Interstate 70 killed the driver of the semi and caused a fire that closed the roadway in both directions for several hours. U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents requested that the department detain the pickup truck's driver, Ivan Zamarripa-Castaneda, 26, so they could take him into custody. Zamarripa-Castaneda, who allegedly fled the scene, can avoid federal immigration officials and deportation by posting a $25,000 bond -- making him a free man until his next court date, the station reported. ...
Entry #479

Florida Man Killed Pregnant Wife Then Took Gruesome Photos of Her Dead Body l

Florida Many Killed Pregnant Wife Then Took Gruesome Photos of Her Dead Body  :-(

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Investigators have arrested a 47-year-old Florida man on murder charges in the death of his pregnant wife after allegedly finding several pictures of the slain woman’s body on the suspect’s phone, PEOPLE confirms.

The body of Chrystal Terry, 41, has not been recovered, but she was last seen leaving her Summerfield, Florida, home on Dec. 21, 2017. According to police, she left most of her personal possessions behind, including medications she needs.

Chrystal was 20 weeks pregnant when she vanished. Her husband, Vincent Terry, has been charged with second-degree murder.

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According to a statement from the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, “detectives conducted a search of Chrystal and Vincent’s home and they located a .22 caliber rifle and 53 rounds of .22 Caliber ammunition.

The statement adds: “Vincent is a convicted felon and cannot possess any firearms or ammunition. Detectives also conducted a search of Vincent’s phone where they located multiple photographs of Chrystal who appeared to be deceased.”

Presented with the evidence, Vincent Terry allegedly refused to answer any questions and requested a lawyer.

Police arrested Terry because of “the photos on Vincent’s phone, forensic evidence and Vincent’s past history.”

At the time of his arrest, Terry was already in custody at the Marion County Jail on charges of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and 53 counts of possession of ammunition by a convicted Felon. He is being held with no bond.

It was unclear if he had entered pleas to any of the charges against him.

Chrystal’s body has not been recovered.

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Information on his lawyer wasn’t immediately available.

Chrystal Terry made headlines in 2014  when she gave birth in a motel bathtub following an alleged crack cocaine binge.

Records accessed by PEOPLE show Terry pleaded not contest to a child neglect charge in 2015.

Terry allegedly called the police after the premature baby boy was turning blue.

Investigators say Terry used her teeth to cut the umbilical cord. The baby survived the ordeal.

PEOPLE was unable to reach any of Chrystal Terry’s relatives

Entry #478

Man on 'jihad' admits to killing 4 in cross-country binge :-(

Man on 'jihad' admits to killing 4 in cross-country binge

 
File - In this Jan. 20, 2016, file photo, Ali Muhammad Brown, of Seattle, appears before New Jersey Superior Court Judge Ronald Wigler in Newark, N.J. The prosecutor’s office in Essex County, N.J., said Tuesday, March 6, 2018, that Brown, accused of killing four people in two states in revenge for U.S. policy in the Middle East, has admitted fatally shooting 19-year-old college student Brandon Tevlin of Livingston, N.J., in June 2014, as Tevlin sat in his car at a traffic light in West Orange, N.J. Brown, a former Seattle resident who was the first person charged with terrorism connected to a homicide under a New Jersey state law, pleaded guilty to multiple counts including murder, felony murder, robbery and terrorism. (Patti Sapone/NJ Advance Media via AP, Pool, File)

 

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — A man who said he was on a "jihad" to avenge U.S. policy in the Middle East made a surprise guilty plea Tuesday to killing a college student in New Jersey and confessed to killing three other people in Washington state in a crime binge that took investigators weeks to connect.

Ali Muhammad Brown, a 34-year-old former Seattle resident, admitted shooting 19-year-old Brendan Tevlin in late June 2014 as Tevlin sat at a traffic light in West Orange, a few miles from Newark.

He also took responsibility for fatally shooting Dwone Anderson-Young, 23, and Ahmed Said, 27, earlier that month in Seattle after they left a gay nightclub, and for the deadly shooting of Leroy Henderson, 30, in the Seattle suburb of Skyway in April the same year. Brown said he killed the two in Seattle because he believed they were gay.

Brown pleaded guilty to multiple charges, including murder, robbery and terrorism. He was the first person charged with terrorism connected to a homicide under a New Jersey law. He has yet to make a plea in the Washington cases.

In his statement to the court, Brown expressed remorse, telling the judge, "The mistake that I made is I thought I was fighting jihad," according to NJ.com .

The plea came as jury selection was underway for his trial. No deal was offered to Brown, who is expected to be sentenced in May to life without parole, Assistant Essex County Prosecutor Jamel Semper said.

"It appeared he wanted to make himself something of a martyr," Semper said. "He is not. He is just an invented killer who destroyed lives and hurt families.

"He was clearly Islamised online and took up arms against the country — his own country that gave him constitutional protections and allowed him to appear in court and throw himself at the mercy of the court."

The killings "were part of an overarching plan to kill Americans" in retaliation for what Brown contended were "millions of lives" the U.S. had taken in the Middle East, Semper said.

In court papers filed in Seattle in 2014, authorities said Brown described himself to detectives after his New Jersey arrest as a strict Muslim who had become angry with the U.S. government's role in Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan. He claimed the government's actions led to the deaths of innocent civilians and children.

In a subsequent recorded interview in New Jersey, Washington authorities wrote, Brown described his idea of a "just kill," in which the target was men unaccompanied by women, children or elderly people.

According to prosecutors, Tevlin, a sophomore at Virginia's University of Richmond, was driving through West Orange on his way to his family's home in nearby Livingston when Brown and two other men, following him in another car, jumped out and surrounded him.

Brown shot Tevlin through the passenger-side window, hitting him 10 times, prosecutors said at the time of Brown's arrest. Tevlin's car was then driven to an apartment complex in West Orange with Tevlin inside, and some of his belongings were stolen.

Brown was found hiding in the woods in West Orange a few weeks after the shooting. After his arrest, prosecutors in New Jersey said results of ballistics tests from the Tevlin shooting were put into a national database and matched with the gun used in the Seattle killings.

Brown is serving a 35-year sentence for an armed robbery committed before the Tevlin murder.

Entry #477

DREAMer Woman with shotgun, shielded from deportation, arrested for threatening shoot up HS

DREAMer with shotgun, shielded from deportation, is arrested for threatening to shoot up a high school

 

 

 

 

February 26, 2018 |  Luis Miguel |

Officials at a high school in upstate New York went into alert after receiving threats of a school shooting.

Abigail Hernandez, 21, an illegal alien shielded from deportation under the Obama-era DACA program, was arrested last week after threatening to carry out a school shooting in Rochester,  WJLA reports.

Abigail Hernandez. (Photo: Rochester Police Department).

 

Deputy Chief La’Ron Singletary of Rochester police said Hernandez made the threat on East High School’s Facebook page using a fake profile, which caused police to take several days to track her down.

 

“I’m coming tomorrow morning and I’m going to shoot all of ya b*****s” Hernandez wrote on Feb. 16, just two days after the shooting that left 17 dead at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla.

 

School district officials reported the threat, and an investigation eventually led law enforcement to the home of Hernandez, where officers discovered a shotgun.

 

Police did not say whether the weapon had been purchased by Hernandez or by someone else in her home

Entry #476

The Train Leaves At Eight >>

Enjoy- Majestic Mikis Greek Melody with haunting lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNrn6jr9JnM

 

Agnes Baltsa (Greek: Aγν? Mπ?λτσα) is a leading Greek mezzo-soprano singer. Here we see her together with the austrian pianist and composer Friedrich Gulda during a concert in Munich 1989. She wonderfully performs the greek traditional "To tréno févgi stis októ", which means in English "The train leaves at eight". English translation of the greek lyrics: The train leaves at eight o’clock for a trip to Katerini that month November will not come that eight o’clock you won’t remember that eight o’clock you won’t remember the train going to Katerini that month November will not come I met you again recently sipping your ouzo by Lefteris? night won’t come to another place having your very own secrets having your very own secrets and to recall who knows them too night won’t come to another place The train leaves at eight o’clock but all alone you have remained guarding your post in Katerini five to eight in the fog five to eight in the fog turned into a knife in your heart guarding your post in Katerini

Entry #475

+ If say 'God bless you' are Islamophob :-(

Boston College librarians argue Christians who say 'God bless you' are Islamophobic

Simmons College librarians argue that Christians who say "God bless you" or "Merry Christmas" are committing acts of "Islamomisic microaggressions."  (Google maps)

If you’ve ever wished someone a “Merry Christmas” or said “God bless you” when someone sneezes, you’ve committed an act of “Islamomisic microaggressions,” according to college librarians at a Massachusetts college.

 

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“Islamomisic Microaggressions are commonplace verbal or behavioral indignities, whether intentional or unintentional, which communicates hostile, derogatory, or negative slights in relation to the beliefs and religious practices of Muslims,” the librarians argue. “They are structurally based and invoke oppressive systems of religious/Christian hierarchy.”

A spokesperson told Fox News the guide is not a policy of Simmons College.

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College to host speaker that called for jihad against US

 

“The information in this guide is an introductory resource intended to provide general information about anti-oppression, diversity, and inclusion,” the statement read. “It is by no means a complete guide to social justice issues, religions, conversations or points of view.”

As disclaimer, the guide adds, “We are not immune from the limits and hidden biases of our own privileges and perspectives as allies. We welcome and greatly appreciate any feedback and suggestions for the guide, particularly from the perspectives and experiences of the marginalized groups listed and not listed here.”

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The librarians argue Christians are especially guilty of Islamomisic microaggressions for using phrases like “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Easter,” and “God bless you.”

 

Some other microaggressions aimed at Muslims include “endorsing religious stereotypes,” such as viewing hijabs as fashionable, suggesting Muslims practice the “wrong” religion, and having “the assumption of one’s own religious identity as the norm.”

 

The controversial resource argues “people who follow Christianity have institutionalized power,” or “Christian privilege,” which is demonstrated when they “expect to have time off work to celebrate religious holidays” or worship without fear of violence or threats.

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The guide also argues that Christians suffer from “Christian fragility” and may become angry, hostile, or defensive during conversations about religion because Christians lack the skills for constructive engagement with other religions.

 

“Within this dominant social environment, Christians come to expect social comfort and a sense of belonging and superiority,” the librarians write. “They may become defensive, positioning themselves as victims of anti-Islamomisic work and co-opting the rhetoric of violence to describe their experiences of being challenged on religious privilege.”

 

 

The page features a TED talk by Melissa Boigon, where she said Islamophobia has turned into a fear of Arabs and not Islam itself. Boigon stated there is nothing “violent or anti-American” about sharia law.

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Muslims did not kill Americans on 9/11?

 A very small extremist group that can barely gain any footing, even in the most conservative Muslim circles committed heinous crimes on 9/11. Islam is a religion of peace.”

Entry #474

"W're not calling for slaughter of white people – at least for now",

South African Parliament Votes to SEIZE White-owned Land   

 

“We are not calling for the slaughter of white people – at least for now”, Julius Malema…

 

 (Daily Mail) White  South African farmers will be removed from their land after a landslide vote in parliament.   The country’s constitution is now likely to be amended to allow for the confiscation of white-owned land without compensation, following a motion brought by radical Marxist opposition leader Julius Malema.    It passed by 241 votes for to 83 against after a vote on Tuesday, and the policy was a key factor in new president Cyril Ramaphosa’s platform after he took over from Jacob Zuma in February.

 

Mr Malema said the time for ‘reconciliation is over’. ‘Now is the time for justice,’  News24  reported. ‘We must ensure that we restore the dignity of our people without compensating the criminals who stole our land.’   Mr Malema has a long-standing commitment to land confiscation without compensation. In 2016 he told his supporters he was ‘not calling for the slaughter of white people – at least for now’.

 

A 2017 South African government audit found white people owned 72 per cent of farmland.    Rural affairs minister for the ruling African National Congress party said ‘The ANC unequivocally supports the principle of land expropriation without compensation’.    ‘There is no doubt about it, land shall be expropriated without compensation.’

 

Freedom Front Plus party leader Pieter Groenewald said the decision to strip white farmers of their land would cause ‘unforeseen consequences that is not in the interest of South Africa’.     The deputy chief executive of civil rights group Afriforum said the motion was a violation of agreements made at the end of apartheid. 

IS THIS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA?

Entry #473

Accused killer targeted white victims charged in six murders :-(

 

 Washington Post:

 

 

 

‘Kill all white people’: Accused killer who targeted white victims now charged in six murders....

 

Fredrick D. Scott on Aug. 13. (Courtesy of Jackson County, Mo.)

For a year, the walking and biking trails snaking through south Kansas City, Mo., were plagued with bloodshed.

 

Beginning in August 2016 and continuing deep into the next year, the bodies of hikers and dog walkers were found dead along the city’s Indian Creek trail or on nearby roadways. They were all shot. They were all middle-aged. They were all white.

 

The killing stopped after the August arrest of Fredrick Demond Scott, a 22-year-old Burger King employee. As The Washington Post  reported in September, Scott, who is African American, had allegedly threatened to shoot up his high school and “kill all white people.”

 

 

Last fall, Scott pleaded not guilty to three murders — the deaths of Karen Harmeyer, 64; John Palmer, 54; and Steven Gibbons, 57.

 

He was the suspect in three additional deaths and on Friday a grand jury in Jackson County indicted Scott in connection with them. The victims,  according to the Associated Press, were Michael Darby, 61; Timothy Rice, 57; and David Lenox, 67.

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All combined, Scott now faces a total six counts of first-degree murder and six counts of armed criminal action.

 

“We’re thankful that he is off the street and hopefully he’ll be held accountable for what he has done,” Mindy Lenox, the David Lenox’s daughter, told  the Kansas City Star. “I don’t know for me personally that there is any closure. Nothing can bring my dad back and nothing can take that pain away, but at least knowing that the person responsible will be held accountable, it will certainly be helpful.”

Scott has yet to enter a plea to the latest charges.

 

Authorities have not publicly addressed a possible motive for the killings, racial or otherwise.  Last August, Scott’s mother told the Star her son was suffering from untreated paranoid schizophrenia and did not appear to be driven by racial animus.

 

“As far as I know Fredrick never had a problem with white people,” his mother told the paper. “He would do odd jobs for people and some of those people were white men.”

 

The alleged murder rampage was first discovered when the body of Palmer was found in the woods off the Indian Creek trail, a 26-mile loop running through Kansas City. Four additional bodies were found through the year.

 

Karen Harmeyer, the only woman victim, was killed in July 2017. According to  Fox 4, she was homeless and was found dead in a tent by friends. Her killing was not initially linked to Scott after his arrest last fall. But in October, police  charged the suspect with her death.

 

The last victim, Steven Gibbons, was killed after leaving a bus stop in August 2017.

The Gibbons murder is what led authorities to Scott.

 

As The Post reported last year, security footage from the scene allegedly spotted Scott emerging from a city bus at the same stop as Gibbons. At the crime scene, police discovered a 32-ounce Brisk Ice Tea bottle. Working off security cameras from various stops along the route, detectives found footage of Scott buying the same drink before the murder.

 

Following Scott’s arrest, local news outlets dug up his alleged past threats regarding race. In 2014, Scott was a student at an alternative school when he allegedly threatened to “shoot the school up, Columbine-style.” According to municipal court documents, he also spoke of wanting to kill himself and to “kill all white people.”

Entry #472

Mexican illegal criminal stole US ID & $360,000 benefits in CA for 36 Years

Report: Mexican man stole American identity for 37 years

FILE PHOTO: Prototypes for U.S. President Donald Trump's border wall with Mexico are seen behind the current border fence in this picture taken from the Mexican side of the border in Tijuana, Mexico, January 27, 2018. REUTERS/Jorge Duenes/File Photo

SAN DIEGO (AP) — A Mexican man who was deported twice and had a history of arrests was able to assume the identity of an American citizen and receive more than $360,000 in government benefits for nearly four decades, California court records show.

Andres Avelino Anduaga used a fake birth certificate starting in 1980 to develop a seemingly legitimate persona by applying for a California driver's license, Social Security number and U.S. passport, according to documents obtained by the San Diego Union-Tribune . The official U.S. documents identified him as Abraham Riojos, born in Texas in 1958.

Anduaga, who's actually 66 years old and a resident of Tijuana, Mexico, pleaded guilty last week in San Diego to theft of public property and being a previously removed unauthorized immigrant in the U.S., the newspaper reported Saturday.

He has agreed to pay back government agencies what he stole but could face additional fines and 12 years in prison when sentenced in May.

Anduaga's charade began to unravel in April 2015 during a standard review to determine whether he was still eligible for disability benefits. The man who called himself Riojos gave an address in the Southern California city of Chula Vista, according to the criminal complaint. But when investigators visited the home in January 2016, the landlord admitted Riojos never lived there but instead resided in Mexico, court papers show.

Investigators turned to border crossing records, finding frequent travels indicating Riojos had likely been living in Mexico.

Further investigation revealed the man claiming to be Riojos had a rap sheet that included 21 different names and six dates of birth, dating back to 1974, the newspaper reported. They included a firearms violation, forgery, cocaine possession and multiple DUIs, according to prosecutors.

Immigration records showed he'd been deported in 1994 and again in 2000.

An analysis of Anduaga's benefits showed he first applied for Supplemental Security Income benefits in 1989 and was awarded payments retroactive to 1988. He received monthly payments — $244,441 total — until Aug. 1, 2016, according to his plea agreement.

He also qualified for Medi-Cal benefits and payments and received $112,981 total. In addition, he illegally received more than $3,486 in food stamps under a county program, according to records.

Investigators tracked down the real Abraham Riojos to a small town in rural Florida. He told the special agents who visited him that he had no idea his identity had been used all these years.

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Entry #471

New York POST: The forgotten effort to raise a Jewish army to fight Hitler

New York POST: The forgotten effort to raise a Jewish army to fight Hitler

 

WOW, Another revealed WW11  secret story.....

 

 

https://nypost.com/2018/03/01/the-forgotten-effort-to-raise-a-jewish-army-to-fight-hitler/

 

The forgotten effort to raise a Jewish army to fight Hitler

nypost.com

Among the nine films nominated for “Best Picture” at this Sunday’s Oscars, two portray the crisis Winston Churchill faced when he became prime minister in May 1940. “Dunkirk” recounted the miraculo…

Entry #470

Most Interesting Point !

Dear God,

 

Why do you allow so much violence in our schools?

 

Signed

A Concerned Student

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Dear Concerned Student-

 

I AM NOT ALLOWED IN SCHOOLS !

GOD

 

Entry #469

Leo Buscaglia: GOD'S WIFE? L

God's Wife
THIS MIGHT KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF

I especially liked number 5!


 Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once
Talked about a contest he was asked to judge. 

The purpose of the
Contest was to find the most caring child.
 
    The winner was:
 
1.  A four-year-old child, whose next door
neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
   When his mother asked him what he had
said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just
Helped him cry.'
 
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2.  Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were
discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture
had a different hair color than the other members. One of her
students suggested that he was adopted.
   A little girl said, 'I know all about
Adoption, I was adopted.'
 
   'What does it mean to be adopted?', asked
  another child.
 
'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew
in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!'
 
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3.   On my way home one day, I stopped to
watch a Little League baseball game that was being played in a
park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-
base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was
    'We're behind 14 to nothing,' he answered 
With a smile.
 
  'Really,' I said. 'I have to say you
don't look very discouraged.'
 
  'Discouraged?', the boy asked with a
Puzzled look on his face...
 
'Why should we be discouraged? We haven't
Been up to bat yet.'
 
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4. Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot
in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.
 
    Jamie was trying out for a part in the
school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being
in it, though she feared he would not be chosen..
   
    On the day the parts were awarded, I went
with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her,
eyes shining with pride and excitement..  'Guess what, Mom,' he
shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to
me....'I've been chosen to clap and cheer.'
 
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5.   An eye witness account from New York
City , on a cold day in December, 
some years ago: A little boy,
about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the
roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
With cold.
 
   A lady approached the young boy and said,
  'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'
 
'I was asking God to give me a pair of
shoes, 'was the boy's reply.
 
   The lady took him by the hand, went into
  the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks
for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water
and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.
 
She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed
his little feet, and dried them with the towel. 
 
By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks.. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him
a pair of shoes..
 
  She tied up the remaining pairs of socks
and gave them to him.. She patted him on the head and said, 'No
doubt, you will be more comfortable now..'
 
   As she turned to go, the astonished kid
caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her.
  'Are you God's wife?'

 

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Entry #468

Steve Jobs: CEO and maker of iPad...Last Words to Us

Steve Jobs, CEO  and maker of iPad...

 

died a billionaire and here are some of his last thoughts and words on the  sickbed:

  "I reached the   pinnacle of success in the business world.  In others eyes, my life is   an epitome of success.  However, aside from work, I have little  joy.  In  the end, wealth is  only a fact of life that I am accustomed to..  At this moment, lying on  the sick bed and recalling my whole life, I realize that all the recognition  and wealth that I took so much pride in, have paled and become meaningless   in the face of impending death.

 

 You can employ   someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have    someone to bear the sickness for you.  Material things lost can be  found. But there is one thing that can never be found  when it is lost –health and life itself.

 When a person  goes into the operating room, he will realize that there is one book that he   has yet to finish reading – "Book of Healthy Life".

 Whichever stage    in life we are at right now, with time, we will face the day when the  curtain comes down.

 

 Treasure Love    for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends.

  Treat yourself   well. Cherish others.

 As we grow   older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that wearing a $300..or $30.00   watch...they both tell the same time.

 Whether we carry  a $300 or $30.00 wallet/handbag, the amount of money inside is the   same.

  Whether we drink   a bottle of $300 or $10 wine the hangover is  the same.

   Whether the  house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq. ft., loneliness is the same.

   You will  realize, your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of  this world.

  Whether you fly   first or economy class, if the plane goes down, you go down with    it.

  Therefore, I   hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and   sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sing songs with,  talk about north-south-east-west or heaven & earth...That is true   happiness!!!

 

 Five Undeniable  Facts of Life…

 

  1. Don't educate  your children to be rich. Educate them to be happy so when they grow up they    will know the value of things...not the price.

 

  1. Best awarded   words in London... "Eat your food as your medicines, otherwise you have to  eat medicines as your food."

 

    3 The One who   loves you will never leave you for another because even  if there are 100  reasons to give up, he or she will find one reason to hold on.

 

  1. There is a    big difference between a human being and being human...only a few really   understand it.

 

  1. You are loved when you are born. You will be loved when you die.  In between, YOU  have to manage!!!

 

 Remember...If   you just want to walk fast, walk alone, but if you want to walk far, walk together!

 

 Six Best Doctors   in the World...

  1.    Sunlight
  2.    Rest
  3.    Exercise
  4.    Diet
  5. Self  Confidence
  6. Friends
Entry #467

Old Vegas joke :-)

Old Vegas joke. A guy wakes up after midnight doubled over in pain. He goes to the ER and a doctor says, "You were born with three testicles, the third one just descended,,,,,I can remove it with a simple operation."

The guy says, "Doc, I'm a player, I've been waiting for something like this all my life."

 

Hr goes to the closest bar, orders a drink, and tells the only other patron in the bar he will bet him three yards that he and the bartender have five testicles between them.

 

Upon hearing this the bartender whistles, claps his hands and does whatever else he can think of to get the guys' attention.

The other guy in the bar says, "It's 3:30 A.M., this is Vegas, and this is so far out you've got a bet!"

 

The bartender tells the guy who came iup with the bet, "Buddy, I tried and tried to get your attention. I hope you were born with four of them."

Moral of the story.........There's no such thing as a lock.

Entry #465