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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do you know why his father didn't punish him?" 

What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

Dec.3, ----: ________ is admitted as the 21st state.

Papa, what is the person called who brings you in contact with the spirit world?”

“A bartender, my boy.”

I am eight letters long and am kept a secret from everyone. Letters two through four spell an animal, letters four to the end make a weapon, letters one, two and eight make what you use in an exam and my third and fourth letters are the same. What am I?

Nov. 30, 18--: Samuel Langhorne ______ better known as ________, is born in _____, Mo.

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' 

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants

  I can be half without getting thinner.
I can shine with no fire.
I can be hidden but never taken.
I can stay dry while moving the ocean.

Nov. 27, 1962: The first __________is rolled out at the company's _________ Plant.

The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.

"Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them."

"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven."

Nov. --, 18--: Barbed wire is patented by American ________.

one day there was this little girl  said can a whale swallow a man.the teacher said no it is physically impossible.the girl said dont you believe the story of jonah and the whale the teacher said yes but it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a man.well when i go to heaven i am going to ask jonah if he really got swallowed by a whale.the teacher said what if jonah went to you know where.the little girl replied then you ask him.

I with borrowed silver shine,
 What you see is none of mine.
 First I show you but a quarter,
 like the bow that guards the Tartar;
 Then the half, and then the whole,
 ever dancing around the pole;
 And true it is, I chiefly owe
 my beauty to the shades below.

Nov. 21, 17--: __________becomes the --th state to ratify the U.S. Constitution.